I can balance an infant on one knee, with a purse over my shoulder, hold my shorts from hitting the floor and hover precariously over a public toilet...all while restraining a three year old boy from running out of the stall door. I think that's pretty damned crafty! And...I can wipe, get upright, zip my shorts, flush with my foot and wash my hands all without allowing either child to touch any parts of the germ laden toilet/floor/doors.
You'll never see that on America's Got Talent, but it's a winner I think.
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